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"The Maybe Man" song-by-song review
Maybe Man

"I wish I was me, whoever that is/I could just be and not give a sh**/Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan/'Cause I don't know who the h*** I am"

As the first song on the album, "The Maybe Man" sets the scene for our unlikely hero, Jack, as he sings a string of dreams and doubts he has for life. Like AJR's previous albums, "The Maybe Man" acts as the overture — but not in the way fans were expecting. Unlike their previous albums, each stanza in The Maybe Man corresponds to a different song in the album:

Verse One: "Touchy Feely Fool," Verse Two: "Yes I'm a Mess," Verse Three: "Turning Out Pt. iii," Verse Four: "Steve's Going to London," Verse Five: "The Dumb Song," Verse Six: "Hole in the Bottom of My Brain," Verse Seven: "The DJ Is Crying For Help," Verse Eight: "I Won't," Verse Nine: "Inertia," Verse 10 and 11: "God is Really Real" and Verse 12: "2085."

In the outro, Jack belts the lyric, "Here I go again," signaling the cycle between life, death and self-discovery is starting once more for the listener and The Maybe Man. While I'm still unsure about the tone change over halfway through the piece, it still a very impactful way to start the album.

Touchy Feely Fool

"I'm screwed/But, hey, what can you do?/I'm a touchy feely fool/I would give anything to not give a sh** about you."

This song is a people pleaser's anthem. Despite the red flags, AJR encapsulates the inability to leave someone with obvious red flags and how it mentally affects an individual. I love when Jack screams his frustrations into the pre-chorus, but it switches back to the happy chorus because a people pleaser will continue please, of course. The more I listened to the song, the more I adapted to the ending, and now I very much enjoy this number.

Yes I'm A Mess

"And I took a job for just July/But feels like I might be here for life/Yeah, I’m in it now, I'm in it now/Could I start again somehow?"

"Yes, I'm A Mess" almost immerses the listener into a western movie set in 2023. From the whistling to the steady drumming, the listener voyages on through life while conscious they are making more of a mess of it. It's relatable and catchy, and you'll find yourself whistling along soon, too.

The Dumb Song

"When we go down/When kingdom come/Don't look at me, don't look at me/I'm just too dumb." 

While this song is called "The Dumb Song," it spotlights the painful feeling of perceiving yourself as "too dumb." With gang vocals inspired by the Beach Boys, horns and guitar give the song a facade of being lighthearted, but also give weight to the insecurity of stupidity.

Inertia

"I'm an object in motion, I've lost all emotion/My two legs are broken, but look at me dance/An object in motion, don't ask where I'm going/'Cause whеre I am goin' is right where I am." 

This is my personal favorite song of this entire album. Inertia focuses on someone who knows their life is messed up but doesn't try to do anything to change the trajectory. This song highlights the numbing experience of living a subpar life and the general feeling of being lost, which is something I can definitely relate to. Though I wish the drums and horns hit harder, it's the song I connect with the most, and I will continue listening to it on repeat.

Turning Out Pt. iii

"'Cause half the time I can't love right/And I'm half yours, and you're all mine."

Turning Out Pt.iii ends a beloved trilogy, written and lived by Ryan Met. After the previous songs question being ready for love and whether the feeling is actually love, this song illustrates the anxiety of wondering if you are on the right path with this person. While this song dances around dreams and doubts, it feels like the big hug Ryan needed and a reminder that love is little, quiet and worth waiting for.

Hole in the Bottom of My Brain

"Heads up, I'm sorry to be that guy/Heads up, I'm lookin' to just get by/Let's just say, let's just say we're fine." 

Inspired by the children's song, “There’s A Hole in the Bottom of the Sea,” this song illustrates the constant feeling of missing something. The dichotomy of a children's song melody while mentioning heavier topics of addiction and struggling mental health is an interesting choice. I didn't agree with it at first until I realized the interesting irony of song. While the lyrics are stronger than the melody in this piece, it deserves a listen.

The DJ is Crying for Help

"Oh, hired, hired, can I get hired?/Yeah, I fu**** up, but I did it my way/I'm tryin', tryin', I can start Friday/Gettin' a life's a little like dyin'."

This is another top pick of the entire album for me, ever since it came out as a single all the way from November 2022. As the song title suggests, the singer is crying for help. They don't know what to do or what step to take next. The violin after the chorus ties seamlessly alongside the gang vocals, and the melodies together sound similar to what a panic attack feels like. As someone who has had panic attacks before, it's almost comforting to find a song that illustrates the internal commotion. This is one of the songs where the powerful music production shines through.

I Won't

"So I do what you tell me to and do it to death/But I can't do this sh** again."

This song is meant get your head banging along with its simple drums and rhythm. With the fast-paced singing, it feels like all the thoughts in the singer's head are finally getting out and recognizing the emotions and ideas they had been holding back. It's a thought-train song — a great song to simply just vibe and sing along with.

Steve's Going to London

"While you try to find some meaning in your life before you die/Here's a bunch of random sh** to waste your time."

This song didn't sell me at first because, unlike the rest of the album, it didn't have the same emotional hold or bigger meaning. But that's part of the point — it serves as the album's brain-empty track: a song about writing song. Add in the gang vocals bringing the song together, and it is a fun listen overall.

God is Really Real

"God is really real when you really, really need Him/Karma just appears when you suddenly believe it." 

This is the most emotional song of the album. Whether you are religious or not, "God is Really Real" highlights the desparation one feels when a loved one is close to the end. You hear it in Jack's vocals, and you hear it in the rise of the guitars and choir. It's a beautiful track for anyone who has ever lost someone.

2085

"So if this is me, then I'll do my best/I'll take all the sh** so you'll never have to/You can be you, and I'll be the rest/Yeah, maybe that's who the h*** I am."

The ultimate conclusion to the album is incredible. While on the first listen it feels as though two songs are strung into one, it works in the context of "The Maybe Man" as a whole. He is able to reflect on what he learned — the value of connection, creativity and constant growth  — and say so in both a warm, guitar-driven piece and a larger-than-life ballad all tied in one song.

One of my favorite aspects of the song is after Jack repeats how "you" need to get better, he states, "I gotta get better; I'm all that I've got." To me, this alludes that there is a part of The Maybe Man in each of us; when we get lost in life, we all need to be reminded that we have to keep going at whatever pace is best for us.

Athletic Awards Night celebrates student-athletes, coaches recognize award winners

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Photo credit: Tavi Memoli
Athletics Director Kim Smith recognizes senior Cate Childers’ accomplishments during her soccer season. The Athletic Awards Night was held May 14 to honor athletes’ contributions to their teams and to bring together the community to celebrate their achievements.

Applause roared throughout the Zeller Student Center as athletes received an assortment of awards Tuesday, May 14. The annual Athletic Awards Night celebrated Archer’s athletic achievements from the 2023-2024 school year. The tradition honors the hard work and dedication demonstrated by athletes during the fall, winter and spring sports seasons.  

Freshman Alex Bridwell is a varsity athlete in cross country, soccer and track. She won the Most Improved award for her cross country and track seasons.

“As a freshman, my favorite part was being able to play on three different varsity teams and getting to know people in different grades,” Bridwell said. “In cross country, we won league, and during our soccer season we got pretty far, too.”

Three athletes from each sports team were awarded either the Most Improved, Panther or Most Valued Player award. Bridwell said getting the Most Improved award for cross country was unexpected. She said she loved the heartfelt moment she shared with her coach, while receiving the award. 

“I was pretty surprised I got an award for cross country because it was a sport that I did to help me improve my other two sports,” Bridwell said. “When I got up there and heard everything my coach was saying about me, I felt very proud and accomplished. It was a really good feeling.”

The coaches of each sports team attended the event. Varsity beach volleyball coach Tom Slauterbeck said his team faced challenges with player scheduling conflicts and outside commitments during the season, but they persisted with the support of newer players. Varsity beach volleyball player Charlotte Stein (’26) was awarded the Most Improved award for her contributions to the team during her first season on the varsity team.

“Early on in the season, a lot of the players had conflicts, so new players had to come in. It was more of an opportunity and even though those players may have been nervous, they responded really well,” Slauterbeck said. “They allowed us to win until the rest of the players were able to join the team.”

Junior Avalon Garland started playing softball at Archer during her freshman year. She said she worked with her coach over the season to improve her skills by asking for advice on form and strategy, which she believes made her the recipient of the Most Improved award for varsity softball.

“It felt really rewarding to have my work pay off. We have a lot of really good players on the team, so it was really nice to be recognized,” Garland said. “A lot of people on the team deserve awards, not just me. [The event] was very positive, and it was nice to see the highlight reels from every season and learn about what other teams accomplished.”

Bridwell said the Athletic Awards Night was a night to show appreciation towards the hard work of all Archer athletes. She said the night was important to the athletics community, since many similar events are also held for other programs at Archer.

“It’s a great event because Archer is not fully focused on sports all the time. We have a big dance and arts program, so the fact that they take a night to celebrate just athletes and give out awards is very valuable,” Bridwell said. “It’s very motivating, and if you want something to work for, it can be getting an award at the end of your seasons.”

Slauterbeck said he enjoyed rewarding his athletes for their determination and perseverance throughout the spring.

“It’s nice to recognize their achievement because they work so hard for the season,” Slauterbeck said. “The important thing is letting [the athletes] know that we support them and appreciate them and all the hard work that they do.”

Graphic Illustration credit: Tavi Memoli
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Tavi Memoli
Tavi Memoli, Senior Reporter
Tavi Memoli joined The Oracle as a staff reporter in 2022 and is now returning as a senior reporter in 2023. She plays indoor and beach volleyball and is currently in her third year on the varsity team. She loves baking, surfing, and listening to music in her free time.

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    Tanya MemoliMay 28, 2024 at 9:58 am

    Bravo Archer Athletes!!!! We may be a small school but we are MIGHTY….A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH!!!!
    Impressive seasons for all <3

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