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"The Maybe Man" song-by-song review
Maybe Man

"I wish I was me, whoever that is/I could just be and not give a sh**/Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan/'Cause I don't know who the h*** I am"

As the first song on the album, "The Maybe Man" sets the scene for our unlikely hero, Jack, as he sings a string of dreams and doubts he has for life. Like AJR's previous albums, "The Maybe Man" acts as the overture — but not in the way fans were expecting. Unlike their previous albums, each stanza in The Maybe Man corresponds to a different song in the album:

Verse One: "Touchy Feely Fool," Verse Two: "Yes I'm a Mess," Verse Three: "Turning Out Pt. iii," Verse Four: "Steve's Going to London," Verse Five: "The Dumb Song," Verse Six: "Hole in the Bottom of My Brain," Verse Seven: "The DJ Is Crying For Help," Verse Eight: "I Won't," Verse Nine: "Inertia," Verse 10 and 11: "God is Really Real" and Verse 12: "2085."

In the outro, Jack belts the lyric, "Here I go again," signaling the cycle between life, death and self-discovery is starting once more for the listener and The Maybe Man. While I'm still unsure about the tone change over halfway through the piece, it still a very impactful way to start the album.

Touchy Feely Fool

"I'm screwed/But, hey, what can you do?/I'm a touchy feely fool/I would give anything to not give a sh** about you."

This song is a people pleaser's anthem. Despite the red flags, AJR encapsulates the inability to leave someone with obvious red flags and how it mentally affects an individual. I love when Jack screams his frustrations into the pre-chorus, but it switches back to the happy chorus because a people pleaser will continue please, of course. The more I listened to the song, the more I adapted to the ending, and now I very much enjoy this number.

Yes I'm A Mess

"And I took a job for just July/But feels like I might be here for life/Yeah, I’m in it now, I'm in it now/Could I start again somehow?"

"Yes, I'm A Mess" almost immerses the listener into a western movie set in 2023. From the whistling to the steady drumming, the listener voyages on through life while conscious they are making more of a mess of it. It's relatable and catchy, and you'll find yourself whistling along soon, too.

The Dumb Song

"When we go down/When kingdom come/Don't look at me, don't look at me/I'm just too dumb." 

While this song is called "The Dumb Song," it spotlights the painful feeling of perceiving yourself as "too dumb." With gang vocals inspired by the Beach Boys, horns and guitar give the song a facade of being lighthearted, but also give weight to the insecurity of stupidity.

Inertia

"I'm an object in motion, I've lost all emotion/My two legs are broken, but look at me dance/An object in motion, don't ask where I'm going/'Cause whеre I am goin' is right where I am." 

This is my personal favorite song of this entire album. Inertia focuses on someone who knows their life is messed up but doesn't try to do anything to change the trajectory. This song highlights the numbing experience of living a subpar life and the general feeling of being lost, which is something I can definitely relate to. Though I wish the drums and horns hit harder, it's the song I connect with the most, and I will continue listening to it on repeat.

Turning Out Pt. iii

"'Cause half the time I can't love right/And I'm half yours, and you're all mine."

Turning Out Pt.iii ends a beloved trilogy, written and lived by Ryan Met. After the previous songs question being ready for love and whether the feeling is actually love, this song illustrates the anxiety of wondering if you are on the right path with this person. While this song dances around dreams and doubts, it feels like the big hug Ryan needed and a reminder that love is little, quiet and worth waiting for.

Hole in the Bottom of My Brain

"Heads up, I'm sorry to be that guy/Heads up, I'm lookin' to just get by/Let's just say, let's just say we're fine." 

Inspired by the children's song, “There’s A Hole in the Bottom of the Sea,” this song illustrates the constant feeling of missing something. The dichotomy of a children's song melody while mentioning heavier topics of addiction and struggling mental health is an interesting choice. I didn't agree with it at first until I realized the interesting irony of song. While the lyrics are stronger than the melody in this piece, it deserves a listen.

The DJ is Crying for Help

"Oh, hired, hired, can I get hired?/Yeah, I fu**** up, but I did it my way/I'm tryin', tryin', I can start Friday/Gettin' a life's a little like dyin'."

This is another top pick of the entire album for me, ever since it came out as a single all the way from November 2022. As the song title suggests, the singer is crying for help. They don't know what to do or what step to take next. The violin after the chorus ties seamlessly alongside the gang vocals, and the melodies together sound similar to what a panic attack feels like. As someone who has had panic attacks before, it's almost comforting to find a song that illustrates the internal commotion. This is one of the songs where the powerful music production shines through.

I Won't

"So I do what you tell me to and do it to death/But I can't do this sh** again."

This song is meant get your head banging along with its simple drums and rhythm. With the fast-paced singing, it feels like all the thoughts in the singer's head are finally getting out and recognizing the emotions and ideas they had been holding back. It's a thought-train song — a great song to simply just vibe and sing along with.

Steve's Going to London

"While you try to find some meaning in your life before you die/Here's a bunch of random sh** to waste your time."

This song didn't sell me at first because, unlike the rest of the album, it didn't have the same emotional hold or bigger meaning. But that's part of the point — it serves as the album's brain-empty track: a song about writing song. Add in the gang vocals bringing the song together, and it is a fun listen overall.

God is Really Real

"God is really real when you really, really need Him/Karma just appears when you suddenly believe it." 

This is the most emotional song of the album. Whether you are religious or not, "God is Really Real" highlights the desparation one feels when a loved one is close to the end. You hear it in Jack's vocals, and you hear it in the rise of the guitars and choir. It's a beautiful track for anyone who has ever lost someone.

2085

"So if this is me, then I'll do my best/I'll take all the sh** so you'll never have to/You can be you, and I'll be the rest/Yeah, maybe that's who the h*** I am."

The ultimate conclusion to the album is incredible. While on the first listen it feels as though two songs are strung into one, it works in the context of "The Maybe Man" as a whole. He is able to reflect on what he learned — the value of connection, creativity and constant growth  — and say so in both a warm, guitar-driven piece and a larger-than-life ballad all tied in one song.

One of my favorite aspects of the song is after Jack repeats how "you" need to get better, he states, "I gotta get better; I'm all that I've got." To me, this alludes that there is a part of The Maybe Man in each of us; when we get lost in life, we all need to be reminded that we have to keep going at whatever pace is best for us.

Varsity swimmers champion CIF finals, make Archer history

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Varsity swimmer Meredith Ho (’26) dives into the pool at the Mount San Antonio College which held the CIF playoffs May 1. Lacey Thompson (’24) Meredith Ho (’26) Alexa Grant (’26) and Amelia Hines (’24) made Archer history by winning the 200 yard freestyle event at CIF finals. Photo courtesy of Archer Athletics

Standing on the block, hearts racing, Archer’s relay swim team prepared to propel into the water at the California Interscholastic Federation championship swim meet May 1.

The varsity swim season started Jan. 29 and the team was comprised of 12 varsity swimmers, with 8 of them competing at CIF preliminaries.

Swimmers Alexa Grant (’26), Meredith Ho (’26), Lacey Thompson (’24) and Amelia Hines (’24) made Archer history by winning the 200 yard freestyle relay. The four placed second in the 400 yard freestyle relay. Additionally, Hines won the 500 yard freestyle and qualified for the CIF state competition. The team finished second out of 65 teams and are the CIF D3 finalists.

Sophomore Alexa Grant said CIF playoffs felt particularly exciting due to the new pool and stadium at the meet. Their head coach Wilma Wong, had them prepare by tapping their faces, a tactic they employed to help relieve anxiety before racing.

“My goal was really to win the championship for the 200 free relay because we were second [in the 400 yard freestyle] so we were really close,” Grant said. “That was our big goal, which we accomplished.”

Freshman Ella Tulloch had only been swimming for a year before she swam for Archer at the CIF preliminaries. Along with other varsity swimmers, Tulloch participates in club swim outside of school and balances varsity and club swim practices each week. To prepare for playoffs, she attended Archer practices three to four times a week and attended her club practices five to six times a week.

Tulloch swam one event: the 50 yard freestyle leg of the 200 yard medley relay. Next year she hopes to compete in an individual event.

“I thought it was really fun — there’s a big board with all the scores, you can kind of see all the events that are going and see everyone’s times really easily,” Tulloch said. “It’s a big stadium, so there’s a lot of people cheering the whole time so it’s really fun.”

Archer’s winning relay team warmed up and swam with each other ahead of their anticipated 200 yard freestyle race. Grant said swimming in relays with her teammates requires them to build trust and push each other. Grant said it was important for them to have fun with each other and share a sense of camaraderie. Her team enjoyed the victory on the bus ride home alongside each other.

“[It’s important] being there for each other and holding each other accountable,” Grant said. “We all know that we can achieve different goals and push each other.”

Senior Nina Arjomand competed in her second CIF playoff event, the 200 yard inter medley relay with the Archer team. Before the meet, she set goals to decrease her race time and wanted to enjoy being with her team, competing for last time.

“[My goal] was to drop time and just to have a good time overall,” Arjomand said. “I think it’s definitely just a fun experience to have and I’m glad that I was able to drop time, and end my last swim season at Archer with a positive mindset.” 

8 swimmers on the team was given a chance to improve and display the work they have put into previous meets and practices this season. Some swimmers advanced to finals which were held May 3. 

“I think a few — two of the relays are in finals right now. Amelia and Lacey made finals for the individual cuts,” Arjomand said. “Then everyone who made [it to] prelims, everyone dropped time, everyone got their personal best time and everyone did really good.”

Despite the individuality of swim the team made an effort to connect across grade levels, by making a candy salad together — a new TikTok trend that encourages bonding and consists of teams and friends bringing different types of candy to mix together. During the team dinner seniors shared their own experience and gave advice to the younger swimmers. 

“[CIF has] been a lot of different than last year,” Grant said. “I think there was a lot more camaraderie [this year], it was so much less pressure.”

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Maya Hernández
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Maya Hernandez is in her first year on the Oracle as a Staff Reporter. She is on the Chess Team, is the leader of the Abortion Rights Club and is a member of the Ambassador Leadership Team Advisory Board.

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    Katie Ray McKillopMay 21, 2024 at 9:08 am

    Great article Maya!!

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