Sophomore Writes ‘Punny’ Review of ‘Divergent’

By Marcela Riddick

April 25, 2014

Haley Cohen ’16 loves puns. Her recent review of the movie “Divergent” is sure to make you laugh. Thank you Haley for your contribution to the Oracle!

“I Wood(ley) say it was a very good film. While I was Eaton my popcorn, I saw that no one was walking out the (Can)dor, which is a good sign. The attack simulation had a (div)urgent feel to it and only a f(r)action of the book was cut out. I preferred the book, but this could just be a (To)biased opinion. I was also surprised at the lack of male shirtlessness in the film. For Pere(r’s) sake, give the hormonal teenage girls what they paid Four!”

Featured Image: The five faction symbols from the Divergent Series: Amity, Erudite, Candor, Abnegation, and Dauntless. Drawn by Zaire Dupont-Armstrong ’16. Used with permission.

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